"If I was gay…" and "I’m not gay but…." by Zachary Colin Rance
no homo level 1,000
when u come home from school and take ur makeup off
look , i literally can’t stress how cute this deleted parks and rec scene is and im about to lose my fucking shit.
Im in love with Chris Pratt
Books are so ideal for lazy people I mean we can do all these amazing things and go to amazing places and experience all these things all while sitting on our ass.
adorkable (adv.) Simply adorable but in the utmost dorky way.
astronomers got tired after watching the moon go around the earth for 24 hours so they decided to call it a day
Apparently it’s not socially acceptable for a man to invite another man out just for coffee or to go out for a meal, in case it’s perceived as a date. Like it’s fine if you wanna go to the pub and drink beer and have a chat but make it non-alcoholic and suddenly you’re not straight anymore? You can go to the cinema together but ONLY if it’s an action movie. You guys can’t even just go shopping with each other. Oh masculinity, so fragile, so strange.